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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Student takes out FAFSA loan to afford Papa John’s price increase

MILWAUKEE - Papa John's Wells Street location recently increased the price of its Tuesday pizza sale from $5 to $6. The change has forced...

Study finds student's apartment contains more pizza boxes than furniture

A new study from the Marquette University Law School revealed that the apartment of junior Andy Bauman contains more Papa John's pizza...

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