Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector
The Commons received a B rating on its health and safety inspection earlier this week. When asked about the poor score, Commons...
Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team
During halftime of the men's basketball game against Kansas State earlier this year, junior Donte Jones bowled a near perfect game of Wii...
Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September
Warm weather on Tuesday provoked the entire Marquette student body to slither out of the sewer tunnels and fester in Central Mall until...
Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo
MILWAUKEE - Marquette announced the birth of Fiona, an adorable newborn baby limo. This is the first new limo to be born on campus in 13...
Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi
Senior Darren Dreyfus sat in front of his laptop Sunday staring at an open Word document. He had an essay due for his International...
Milwaukee begins street car track from 19th and Kil to Qdoba
The city of Milwaukee broke ground Friday morning on the construction of a new street car track that runs strictly from 19th and Kilbourn...
Housing website accidentally assigns 900 sophomores to live in Valley Fields dome
The Office of Residence Life’s sophomore housing website malfunctioned for the second time this semester Monday night. However, the crash...
McCormick Hall: “Please just kill me”
In a heart-wrenching interview this week, Victor McCormick Hall, the largest dormitory on Marquette’s campus, begged for the sweet...
