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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Ask Clarence: How do I sneak beer into my dorm?

Welcome to college, all you young-bloods! Looking to party in your dorm rooms? Looking to get wild? Looking to slowly poison yourself...

McCormick to be replaced with a new building shaped like a handle of Fireball

MILWAUKEE – Marquette University announced on Sunday that McCormick Hall will be replaced with new residence hall shaped like a handle of...

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