Walgreens mobbed with people who forgot Secret Santa gifts
The Walgreens convenience store on the corner of 16th and W. Wisconsin Ave is full to capacity with students that neglected their Secret...
COLUMN: Nattie is overrated
For several months now, Nattie, the new MUPD therapy dog, has been on Instagram, trying to trick Marquette students into thinking that...
Marquette sends email to all students stating opposition to slow walkers
In a nearly unprecedented move, Marquette University sent an email to every student explicitly stating a negative position on slow...
Sendik's now charging 10 dollars for 12-pack of carrots
In a move that has rankled many of its college-age customers, Sendik’s grocery store has announced that it is increasing the price of its...
Students greatly relieved to hear that crime victim was not affiliated with Marquette
A brief spate of panic swept over campus last weekend when a shooting was reported at 22nd and W. Wisconsin Ave, only a block away from...
Marquette to change mascot to "The Golden Foxconns"
In front of a packed house at Marquette Madness, university president Michael Lovell announced that Marquette University will change its...
Student with no life still posting on Yik Yak
Sophomore Ben Kaster walked around the Alumni Memorial Union with a grin spread across his face, satisfied with his latest achievement;...
Student wakes up to find he's in Homecoming Bed Races
Sophomore Ken Jennings signed up for the pre-Marquette Madness bed races last week, but took a nap and was in danger of missing his...
