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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette changes inspirational campus signage to ‘reflect the lingo of the youths’

On Wednesday night, University staff tore down the large, inspirational campus signage and replaced with a new collection of messages...

MUSG sparks controversy by not showing Bee Movie at Varsity Theater

Every year, the Marquette University Student Government shows a great selection of new movies that are free to Marquette students....

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