#CampusMinistry

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette Campus Ministry hires first Pastafarian minister

The latest move in Marquette’s diversity and inclusion initiative is to hire Isabella Barilla, a former leader of the Milwaukee Church of...

Multiplying unwed bunnies raise concerns among campus ministries, high fives from frat boys

Thirty minutes of sunshine earlier in the week has signaled a change in the season as Marquette welcomes spring 2017. The pastels are...

Joan of Arc to debut Pumpkin-Spice Wafers for October

Campus ministry announced today that they will introduce pumpkin spice flavored communion wafers for the month of October. This is the...

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