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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

MUPD Nattie nails 95 Theses to Church of the Gesu to commemorate Reformation anniversary

Wednesday morning, MUPD’s fuzziest PR stunt Nattie went to the Church of the Gesu and nailed a paw-written copy of Martin Luther’s 95...

Sophomore sees Virgin Mary in a Hot Cookie

MILWAUKEE – Sophomore Christina Sanders claims to have seen the unmistakable likeness of the Virgin Mary clearly outlined in the hot...

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