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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Girl with full face of makeup in 8 AM class must be a sociopath

At 7:54 Monday morning, junior Christine Stuart attended her 8 AM Marketing Management class with a full face of makeup. Sources say she...

Op-Ed: Air Bud looks back on 1977 NCAA Championship

Marquette University Basketball alumnus Air Bud reflects on his win in the 1977 NCAA Division I Basketball Championship 40 years later....

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