#Christmas

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Walgreens mobbed with people who forgot Secret Santa gifts

The Walgreens convenience store on the corner of 16th and W. Wisconsin Ave is full to capacity with students that neglected their Secret...

LIMOs finally pick up student waiting at Raynor all semester

MILWAUKEE - The Marquette LIMOs led an all-out search party throughout Raynor library in order to find Ben Jansen, a student who has been...

Student under prosecution for playing Christmas music before thanksgiving

After playing Christmas music out loud from his laptop in the 15th floor common area of Straz Tower, sophomore Sam Melster is reportedly...

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