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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Erb’s & Gerb’s sandwiches not as good as ones study abroad students found in Barcelona

A recent study from the Golden Seagull revealed a shocking finding: sandwiches from the Alumni Memorial Union’s very own Erbert’s &...

Sophomore buys fake I.D. to receive free birthday burger at Sobelman’s

Last Thursday, sophomore and self-acclaimed foodie Jim Bardwell successfully accomplished what he calls an “ingenious plan.” He purchased...

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