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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette student $20,000 in debt after clicking wrong button on Checkmarq

Tuesday morning, junior Henrietta Liu prepared for her advising appointment by searching through available classes to take next semester....

Valley Fields dome just a prototype for physical Marquette bubble

MILWAUKEE - With the inception of the new dome over Valley Fields during Winter Break, it was revealed that the dome was actually...

President Lovell announces policy of extreme vetting for non-suburban Chicago students

MILWAUKEE - Noting an influx of students from beyond the border of a 50-mile radius around Chicago, President Lovell released a statement...

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