#Costumes

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

On second thought, student does not have nerve to wear costume to class

"Nope... Not this year," Junior Clark Kelly said with a sigh. He once again came to the decision that he did not have the nerve to wear a...

Ask Clarence: What should I be for Halloween?

Ah, Halloween. The second spookiest day of the year. I get this question all the time. It's hard to sort through the Harley Quinns and...

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