#Crime

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Junior buys PS4 instead of food

Junior Mark Briggs has been enjoying the freedom that comes with living off campus. “I love that I don’t have to swipe in, worry about...

MUPD teams up with Invisible Fence to end jaywalking

MILWAUKEE - Marquette University Police Department will begin a new initiative to prevent student jaywalking. The initiative will be a...

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