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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette sends email to all students stating opposition to slow walkers

In a nearly unprecedented move, Marquette University sent an email to every student explicitly stating a negative position on slow...

MUSG President Adam Kouhel emails entire student body FarmVille invitation

In a lengthy email Tuesday night, MUSG President Adam Kouhel invited all Marquette students to help build his dominant dairy empire on...

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