#Food

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette student lives off of Sendik's free samples

Between rent, electricity, books, and Sonic the Hedgehog DVDs, students have a lot of things to spend money on, so how do they manage to...

Sodexo exhibiting signs of Senioritis as end of contract nears

Marquette University’s contract with Sodexo, the food services company responsible for supplying and administering Marquette’s dining...

Junior buys PS4 instead of food

Junior Mark Briggs has been enjoying the freedom that comes with living off campus. “I love that I don’t have to swipe in, worry about...

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