#International

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

BREAKING: President Lovell drops out of Rio Olympics

Marquette University president Michael Lovell is the latest United States athlete to announce that he will not compete in the 2016 Rio...

Lalumiere architect set to redesign the Louvre

PARIS – The world famous museum and historic monument the Louvre will be renovating its iconic design with none other than the architect...

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