#Jaywalking

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Wisconsin Ave crosswalk sends text alerts whenever it says "Walk Sign is On"

MILWAUKEE - The city of Milwaukee installed a new crosswalk on the corner of 12th and Wisconsin. The new "Smart Walk" sends text alerts...

Student Daredevil crosses Wisconsin Avenue before walk sign is on

MILWAUKEE – On Monday, Jonathan Marston did the improbable by successfully crossing Wisconsin Avenue at the 11 the street crosswalk 7...

MUPD teams up with Invisible Fence to end jaywalking

MILWAUKEE - Marquette University Police Department will begin a new initiative to prevent student jaywalking. The initiative will be a...

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