Sophomore slump starting to look like a four-year ordeal
The seemingly yearlong academic and social decline commonly referred to as the “sophomore slump” is starting to look more like four-year...
Marquette student lives off of Sendik's free samples
Between rent, electricity, books, and Sonic the Hedgehog DVDs, students have a lot of things to spend money on, so how do they manage to...
Girl with full face of makeup in 8 AM class must be a sociopath
At 7:54 Monday morning, junior Christine Stuart attended her 8 AM Marketing Management class with a full face of makeup. Sources say she...
On second thought, student does not have nerve to wear costume to class
"Nope... Not this year," Junior Clark Kelly said with a sigh. He once again came to the decision that he did not have the nerve to wear a...
Student sits in different seat: throws everyone off
A statistics professor reported tensions growing among his students when sophomore Allison Stein sat in a different seat than usual at...
Mid-terms make student realize his life is a disaster
It’s 8:30 a.m., and junior Matthew Hearst has just woken up. He didn’t get out of bed until 11, though. Instead, he spent two and a half...
Junior buys PS4 instead of food
Junior Mark Briggs has been enjoying the freedom that comes with living off campus. “I love that I don’t have to swipe in, worry about...
