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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

RHA unveils new FastPass system to reduce wait times

Recently, Marquette decided to swap out the card-swiping devices in all of the residents halls in exchange for the new touch-pad system,...

Student prepares to photograph Joan of Arc chapel as springtime approaches

Earlier this week, freshman Jenna Stelmach was seen in front of the Joan of Arc chapel steps holding her brand new iPhone 7 in one hand...

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