#Limo

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

MILWAUKEE - Marquette announced the birth of Fiona, an adorable newborn baby limo. This is the first new limo to be born on campus in 13...

LIMOs finally pick up student waiting at Raynor all semester

MILWAUKEE - The Marquette LIMOs led an all-out search party throughout Raynor library in order to find Ben Jansen, a student who has been...

Student stranded in Raynor for two months while waiting for LIMO

Ben Jansen walked into Raynor Library on the evening of August 29th, Marquette’s first day of classes, blissfully unaware that it would...

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