#MarchMadness

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Student won't shut up about March Madness bracket

It’s only a few days into the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, and Marquette sophomore David Kim won’t shut up about his bracket picks....

Area student under impression that people care about his bracket

Sophomore Reid Vasquez has been unrelentingly texting his friends about his bracket over Spring Break, according to multiple sources....

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