#MarquetteMadess

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette to change mascot to "The Golden Foxconns"

In front of a packed house at Marquette Madness, university president Michael Lovell announced that Marquette University will change its...

Student wakes up to find he's in Homecoming Bed Races

Sophomore Ken Jennings signed up for the pre-Marquette Madness bed races last week, but took a nap and was in danger of missing his...

Wojo draws multiple technical fouls for Marquette Madness entrance

After Steve Wojciechowski’s antics during his Marquette Madness introduction, the NCAA has decided to issue four preemptive technical...

Pope Francis to attend Marquette Madness

VATICAN CITY- After a massive effort by the Marquette community, University Athletics announced this year’s special guest for Marquette...

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