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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

MUPD confirms Russian involvement in MUSG presidential election

Evidence emerges linking Russian President Vladmir Putin and recently elected MUSG president, Ben Dombrowski. The international...

Marquette Wire doing ok with real news stories

On January 23, Marquette’s board of trustees announced in a press release that tuition would be increasing $1,330 for the 2017-18...

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