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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Golden Seagull launches $300 Giving Challenge

In the spirit of Marquette grad Marcus Lemonis’ $3 million fundraising challenge for Marquette University’s business school, the Golden...

National Marquette Day to be replaced with National Matt Heldt Day

From simple milkman to local hero, MU sophomore center Matt Heldt cemented himself as a Marquette legend with a double-double Tuesday...

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