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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette student lives off of Sendik's free samples

Between rent, electricity, books, and Sonic the Hedgehog DVDs, students have a lot of things to spend money on, so how do they manage to...

Pope Francis wants Marquette students to give up stealing from Dining Halls for lent

Marquette students celebrated Ash Wednesday last week, the traditional religious holiday that signals the start of Lent. In accordance...

Upperclassmen form strategic friendships with Freshmen for meal swipes

Freshman Hallie Mayers thought she had found a new friend on campus. “His name was Max and he was just the nicest guy,” Mayers recalls....

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