#NCAA

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Op-Ed: Air Bud looks back on 1977 NCAA Championship

Marquette University Basketball alumnus Air Bud reflects on his win in the 1977 NCAA Division I Basketball Championship 40 years later....

Area student under impression that people care about his bracket

Sophomore Reid Vasquez has been unrelentingly texting his friends about his bracket over Spring Break, according to multiple sources....

Wojo draws multiple technical fouls for Marquette Madness entrance

After Steve Wojciechowski’s antics during his Marquette Madness introduction, the NCAA has decided to issue four preemptive technical...

INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITY: Marquette Basketball Player

MARQUETTE SEEKING ONE MORE BASKETBALL INTERN FOR 2017 SEASON Are you driven, hard working, and athletic? Have you always wanted to help a...

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