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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

BREAKING: President Lovell drops out of Rio Olympics

Marquette University president Michael Lovell is the latest United States athlete to announce that he will not compete in the 2016 Rio...

NCAA allows hoverboards in Basketball: Marquette expected to win the Big East

INDIANAPOLIS - The NCAA announced that all collegiate basketball teams must ride hoverboards during games starting with the 2016-17...

Man on Ten Dollar Bill missing his Goatee and Dark Hair

It seems the ten-dollar founding father without a father is an imposter! All around the United States, people have been reporting that...

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