#NationalMarquetteDay

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Cobeen DR fooled by keg dressed as student

Chaos ensued on Saturday February 3 when a keg disguised as a resident snuck past Cobeen DR, Dick Hummingbird. The Golden Seagull sat...

National Marquette Day to be replaced with National Matt Heldt Day

From simple milkman to local hero, MU sophomore center Matt Heldt cemented himself as a Marquette legend with a double-double Tuesday...

Student exchanges National Marquette Day ticket for Talisman of Kinich Ahau

Junior Todd Foley was scrolling through the Marquette ticket exchange Facebook group when he found the deal of the millennium. Foley...

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