#Nattie

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Nattie to teach criminology in the Fall

MUPD has announced that Nattie the police dog will be joining the Klingler College of Arts and Sciences’ faculty for the fall 2018...

Golden Seagull accepts Nattie’s Challenge

We here at the Golden Seagull are hereby accepting Nattie’s request to “work this out in the ring.” Not only do we accept the challenge,...

COLUMN: Nattie is overrated

For several months now, Nattie, the new MUPD therapy dog, has been on Instagram, trying to trick Marquette students into thinking that...

MUPD Nattie nails 95 Theses to Church of the Gesu to commemorate Reformation anniversary

Wednesday morning, MUPD’s fuzziest PR stunt Nattie went to the Church of the Gesu and nailed a paw-written copy of Martin Luther’s 95...

Golden Seagull Exclusive: Get to Know Nattie!

Before this police pupper started smashing heads on the mean streets of Marquette, she spent most her time out of the limelight. We sat...

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