#Orientation

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Every Freshman posts same photo of Joan of Arc chapel on Instagram

Incoming freshman Lisa Jefferson found herself severely disappointed on move-in day when she posted a picture of Joan of Arc Chapel on...

Marquette Chicago-area sendoff event exceeds capacity, moved to Bears' stadium

The summer send-off for incoming Marquette students in the Chicago area had to be held in Soldier Field, the home of the Chicago Bears,...

Friend from freshman orientation stops saying hi

MCCORMICK - George Peabody stepped on an elevator and noticed a friend from freshman orientation boarded and barely glanced at him,...

Mom insists that son wear lanyard

Two days ago, Jimmy Donovan couldn’t have been more excited about finally going to college. He was looking forward to meeting new people...

Dad a bit too excited to say goodbye to son

Dropping a child off at college is usually one of the most emotionally charged days in a parent’s life. For one dad, that emotion was...

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