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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette advocacy group protests in Wehr Chemistry bathrooms so nobody gets offended

MILWAUKEE – On Tuesday, students protesting the delayed response to giving Puerto Rico necessary hurricane relief aid moved to the...

Student organization plants flags in quad to make statement about their “thing”

In order to raise awareness regarding Starbucks changing their seasonal cup’s colors from red to green, the Marquette Starbucks Club...

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