#Seniors

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Senior Darren Dreyfus sat in front of his laptop Sunday staring at an open Word document. He had an essay due for his International...

Graduates experiencing biggest life transition should definitely get married right now

In a new report from your entire Facebook feed, data suggests that the ripe age of 22 is the prime time to get married. While research...

Marquette seniors emotional as student loan payment day nears

The end of college is often said to come too quickly, and that’s certainly true for members of Marquette’s class of 2017. Members of the...

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