#Service

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette student not being the difference

Sources have reported that Peter Hutcherson, a junior in the College of Business Administration, does not live up to any of Marquette...

Sophomore participating in Hunger Clean-up definitely getting into heaven now

When his RA posted a sign-up sheet for Hunger Clean-Up on the 9th floor bulletin board, sophomore Kyle Fullerton knew he was being...

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