Housing website accidentally assigns 900 sophomores to live in Valley Fields dome
The Office of Residence Life’s sophomore housing website malfunctioned for the second time this semester Monday night. However, the crash...
Sophomore slump starting to look like a four-year ordeal
The seemingly yearlong academic and social decline commonly referred to as the “sophomore slump” is starting to look more like four-year...
Sophomore buys fake I.D. to receive free birthday burger at Sobelman’s
Last Thursday, sophomore and self-acclaimed foodie Jim Bardwell successfully accomplished what he calls an “ingenious plan.” He purchased...
Student with no life still posting on Yik Yak
Sophomore Ben Kaster walked around the Alumni Memorial Union with a grin spread across his face, satisfied with his latest achievement;...
Sophomore participating in Hunger Clean-up definitely getting into heaven now
When his RA posted a sign-up sheet for Hunger Clean-Up on the 9th floor bulletin board, sophomore Kyle Fullerton knew he was being...
Area student under impression that people care about his bracket
Sophomore Reid Vasquez has been unrelentingly texting his friends about his bracket over Spring Break, according to multiple sources....