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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

MUSG voter ID laws accused of discriminating against students who lose their IDs

Critics are taking aim at a new voter ID law passed by Marquette Student Government, which would require voters to show their student IDs...

Former Marquette student still looking to vote for MUSG President

University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee - Former Marquette student Stan Fulker continues his unhindered attempt to submit an absentee ballot...

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