#WildHall

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette to rent out McCormick rooms to alumni for "one last kegger"

The Office of Residence Life announced Wednesday that it intends to move current residents out of McCormick on Friday, Oct. 6 during...

Construction halted on Wild dorm, Freshman to live in pit

MILWAUKEE - Construction has halted on the new Wild dorm. The new residence hall, named and shaped in honor of Father Wild, began...

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