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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette sophomore wins activism award for calling Trump a “cheeto” on Twitter

MILWAUKEE – On Tuesday, sophomore student Analisa Guardiola was awarded the Mario Savio Memorial Lecture Fund’s Young Activist Award...

Profound Student Live Tweets Marquette Basketball Game

Plato had The Republic, Descartes had his Discourse on the Method, and Kant had his Critique of Pure Reason. But in 2017, humanity gets...

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