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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Ask Clarence: What should I be for Halloween?

Ah, Halloween. The second spookiest day of the year. I get this question all the time. It's hard to sort through the Harley Quinns and...

Freshman assumes Rock The Mall concert will be like Coachella

Adjusting his Toon Squad jersey and zipping his fanny pack, freshman Shawn Cooley prepared for what he expected to be a “life-changing...

Radiation-awareness club presents Glow Bingo for Homecoming

The Marquette Radiation-Awareness Club is hosting Glow Bingo Wednesday night in Central Mall for Homecoming week. "People don't realize...

President Lovell goes undercover boss as AMU swipe lady

Last week President Lovell went undercover as a swipe lady at Marquette Place in an attempt to explore the inner workings of the...

Golden Seagull Exclusive: Get to Know Nattie!

Before this police pupper started smashing heads on the mean streets of Marquette, she spent most her time out of the limelight. We sat...

Every Freshman posts same photo of Joan of Arc chapel on Instagram

Incoming freshman Lisa Jefferson found herself severely disappointed on move-in day when she posted a picture of Joan of Arc Chapel on...

Student prepares to photograph Joan of Arc chapel as springtime approaches

Earlier this week, freshman Jenna Stelmach was seen in front of the Joan of Arc chapel steps holding her brand new iPhone 7 in one hand...

Marquette Hall bells start playing "All Star" by Smash Mouth

The Marquette Hall bells ring every hour of everyday. To most students, it is just an indicator that they are already late and might as...

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