COLUMN: Nattie is overrated
For several months now, Nattie, the new MUPD therapy dog, has been on Instagram, trying to trick Marquette students into thinking that...
Ask Clarence: What should I be for Halloween?
Ah, Halloween. The second spookiest day of the year. I get this question all the time. It's hard to sort through the Harley Quinns and...
OP-ED: Marquette snowflakes need to pet dogs to get through exams? Back in my day we didn’t even hav
Can you believe this? Pathetic. Has our youth become this fragile? This image makes me sick to my stomach every time I think about it....
COLUMN: Vote Jill Stein for MUSG President
We’re in the midst of a historically depressing presidential election. Polls and popular sentiment prove what we already knew; that both...
Ask Clarence: 8 Easy ways to pay off your Marquette student loans
Students are always asking me tips on how to save money and how to pay for school. Now that Marquette is raising tuition again, it seems...
The Golden Seagull tells you what to wear
After a weekly meeting with the writers at the Golden Seagull, the editors realized the staff was lacking in the female department. The...
Ask Clarence: How do I sneak beer into my dorm?
Welcome to college, all you young-bloods! Looking to party in your dorm rooms? Looking to get wild? Looking to slowly poison yourself...
