#Alumni

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette to rent out McCormick rooms to alumni for "one last kegger"

The Office of Residence Life announced Wednesday that it intends to move current residents out of McCormick on Friday, Oct. 6 during...

Marquette University names another building Straz because why not

MILWAUKEE – Marquette University announced today that Coughlin Hall will be renamed Straz Complex, because why not? “Students and faculty...

Students now required to meet future spouse in order to graduate

The Core Curriculum Review Committee has finished its evaluation of Marquette’s Core of Common Studies and will formally announce a list...

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