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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Student reads Golden Seagull article and thinks, "I could do better."

Sandy Baumheiser, a senior in the College of Arts and Sciences at Marquette University, opened Facebook early Monday morning to find that...

MUSG President Adam Kouhel emails entire student body FarmVille invitation

In a lengthy email Tuesday night, MUSG President Adam Kouhel invited all Marquette students to help build his dominant dairy empire on...

Prospective student posts in Facebook group that she likes to have fun, but is also serious about sc

High school senior and potential Marquette Class of 2021 member Emilia Johnson introduced herself to the class Facebook group last night....

Mark Zuckerberg targets "fake new site" Golden Seagull for influencing the election

Real photo of Mark Zuckerberg calling out Golden Seagull reporters during press conference. (AP Photo/David Fincher) Facebook CEO Mark...

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