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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette’s Illinois natives migrate south for Winter Break

MILWAUKEE – The seasonal movement from Marquette’s Illinois student population kicked into full swing last week, after an event known to...

Marquette Hall bells start playing "All Star" by Smash Mouth

The Marquette Hall bells ring every hour of everyday. To most students, it is just an indicator that they are already late and might as...

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