#Freshmen

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Cramer Hall named Milwaukee's #1 escape room

Marquette's own Cramer Hall made headlines Monday morning when it snatched the #1 ranking of Milwaukee's top escape rooms. This is the...

Student begins to think they've been living in the wrong Straz

Alundra Blayze, a freshman in the college of engineering, has begun to worry that she has been living in the wrong Straz. “On move-in...

Freshman mistakes location of stats class, longboards to Cudahy, WI

On Wednesday, freshman business student Dexter McCluster inadvertently longboarded all the way from Carpenter Tower to the City of...

Every Freshman posts same photo of Joan of Arc chapel on Instagram

Incoming freshman Lisa Jefferson found herself severely disappointed on move-in day when she posted a picture of Joan of Arc Chapel on...

Marquette Chicago-area sendoff event exceeds capacity, moved to Bears' stadium

The summer send-off for incoming Marquette students in the Chicago area had to be held in Soldier Field, the home of the Chicago Bears,...

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