#Homecoming

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Freshman assumes Rock The Mall concert will be like Coachella

Adjusting his Toon Squad jersey and zipping his fanny pack, freshman Shawn Cooley prepared for what he expected to be a “life-changing...

Student wakes up to find he's in Homecoming Bed Races

Sophomore Ken Jennings signed up for the pre-Marquette Madness bed races last week, but took a nap and was in danger of missing his...

Radiation-awareness club presents Glow Bingo for Homecoming

The Marquette Radiation-Awareness Club is hosting Glow Bingo Wednesday night in Central Mall for Homecoming week. "People don't realize...

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