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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette student has “always been a Cubs fan”

MILWAUKEE- Hailing from a suburb of Chicago, and having attended a game once, Marquette junior Sadie Fuller has reportedly always been a...

Propaganda Car has big plans for new year

MILWAUKEE - After a long summer of spouting his hate speech on an empty Marquette campus, Brother Ron looks forward to receiving just...

Student impressed with Marquette's geographic diversity

PALATINE- After a recent campus visit, incoming Marquette freshman James Hendricks was reportedly blown away by the University’s student...

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