Marquette’s Illinois natives migrate south for Winter Break
MILWAUKEE – The seasonal movement from Marquette’s Illinois student population kicked into full swing last week, after an event known to...
“Build a wall, make the transfer students pay for it” claims embattled University Leadership Council
After record numbers of transfer students in this year’s undergraduate class, Marquette University Leadership Council member Dan Brooks...
Profound Student Live Tweets Marquette Basketball Game
Plato had The Republic, Descartes had his Discourse on the Method, and Kant had his Critique of Pure Reason. But in 2017, humanity gets...
Parents of student now require 24 hour notice before social outings
OMAHA, NE- After returning home from his fall semester at Marquette, sophomore David Johnson was greeted with a new system of rules by...
Student under prosecution for playing Christmas music before thanksgiving
After playing Christmas music out loud from his laptop in the 15th floor common area of Straz Tower, sophomore Sam Melster is reportedly...
Student organization plants flags in quad to make statement about their “thing”
In order to raise awareness regarding Starbucks changing their seasonal cup’s colors from red to green, the Marquette Starbucks Club...
Pope Francis to attend Marquette Madness
VATICAN CITY- After a massive effort by the Marquette community, University Athletics announced this year’s special guest for Marquette...
Marquette student reportedly “so in”
MILWAUKEE- After a brief interaction with a female classmate on Monday, eyewitnesses report that Marquette sophomore Stephen Barrett is...
