#Kilbourne

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Milwaukee begins street car track from 19th and Kil to Qdoba

The city of Milwaukee broke ground Friday morning on the construction of a new street car track that runs strictly from 19th and Kilbourn...

Business student attends party exclusively for networking purposes

Junior business student John McDevitt showed up to a party at the Kappa Sigma House on N. 11th Street with a pile of resumes in his hand...

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