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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Underclassmen form union after repeatedly being denied entrance to house party

MILWAUKEE- Underclassmen at Marquette University have submitted a formal communique announcing plans to unionize. According to the...

Business student attends party exclusively for networking purposes

Junior business student John McDevitt showed up to a party at the Kappa Sigma House on N. 11th Street with a pile of resumes in his hand...

Freshman Carried Home by Upperclassman

Freshman Zack Monroe had an eventful night this past Saturday. After going to two different parties and taking a grand total of five...

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