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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

AMU Coyote has yet to catch Road Runner

Two weeks ago, Marquette faculty and students spotted a coyote walking around the Alumni Memorial Union. With the exception of a few...

Marquette Spirit Shop to sell spirits and tobacco

MILWAUKEE — Amid declining sales, the Marquette Spirit Shop announce Friday morning that it will begin to sell spirits and tobacco. “Our...

Marquette BURSAR to start accepting payments via Venmo

MILWAUKEE, WI—The financial mobile app, “Venmo” is knocking on parents’ 529 plans this coming academic school year. “Part of being a...

Golden Seagull Exclusive: Get to Know Nattie!

Before this police pupper started smashing heads on the mean streets of Marquette, she spent most her time out of the limelight. We sat...

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