#Tobacco

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Marquette Spirit Shop to sell spirits and tobacco

MILWAUKEE — Amid declining sales, the Marquette Spirit Shop announce Friday morning that it will begin to sell spirits and tobacco. “Our...

30% of students pick up smoking after Marquette anti-tobacco rule

After Marquette University announced that campus would officially become tobacco free on August 1, a study from the Golden Seagull found...

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